You win by not catching it.....
Been sitting around thinking about what is going on and thought I would draw something up that was topical. I think this strikes the right balance..

It's like hot potato but instead of catching it and throwing it back, you dive to the floor then run around screaming.....and hoarding toilet paper.

Haha exactly.. Involuntary dodge ball.

for whole the family...and rest of world! ;)

This made me smile :D (Topically)

Pilou, exactly.

nameless, excellent.

best just to not open the package.....

Surely it needs disclaimers
"User experience may vary"
"Not for children under 18, or adults over 18"
"Choking hazard"

See Truther Toys for some inspiration http://www.denbeauvais.com/TrutherToys.html

Chrisd,
haha, your right it does need disclaimers.
Just banging out ideas, this is one I liked. Moi makes it easy to make 2D and 3D ideas as fast as I can think of them.
The truther toy site is great, thanks for that.