Ho ho! My first idea was 3 bottles of sake (qing jiuu), but, wo pu mingbaï, your "porcelain of empire", in your rendering, confused me (a verb from "Confucius, kongfuzii"; shenanigans earl) with "imperial plastic", not enough ceramic material = diffusion 60%, ambiance 40%, reflect 95%, reflection 25%, refraction 100%). Plastic is 100, 10, 90, 15, 100. It needs a image of one room for the reflect (mirror effect; background-environment) in the objets.

Yes I know some chinese, I know also your big humor, well lived in Shuhe near Lijiang, and also in Dali, Chongqing, X'ian, and less in Beijing (too polluted, too noisy, too big, too business); and of course, wo I ni hong yan hua xia; hi hi humm...
Zaï jian Rongzhi.