I have a dream!
(Are you all aware of Heath Robinson ?)

http://images.google.com/images?q=Heath+Robinson&rls=com.microsoft:en-au&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title

I have NO IDEA where this is going to lead but here is a first bit---

Our 55th wedding aniversary last Friday-----please have sympathy for my better half!

Brian