DISCLAIMER - WARNING - My posts are not for the timid - if you feel dizzy, nauseus, or gaseous - stop reading immediately and consult a psychiatrist.
Vandlegroot Metamorpf

POST:
Uh, yea, unfortunately I draw for myself and I'm a new breed of mercenary artist - pure - that only shows my work to the highest bidder - unless I have a fainting spell or the necromorph pushes the 'send' button but that's rare - in fact - the air I breathe is rare - I'm in China -

However - after pleasuring myself with two kingsize bags of M&M's Chocolate Candies and Tea - I'm feeling more benevolent than usual - we'll see... my friend!
Cheers,
PoopyDicker the III