Michael, thank you very much, but - I am sure - you and I have enough worries without that and still teach me scripts!
Especially because there is quite keen enthusiasts who may be try to implement my idea.

And I learn skrtptam - I'm afraid nothing will happen.
Not my way, alas.
Very badly in school, so with mathematics and programming is not friends, alas;)) (joke)

And forgive my terrible English, it's Google translator;))