It does exist!

 From:  blowlamp
5536.6 In reply to 5536.5 
I wouldn't touch one with a barge-pole. I don't trust anything that has to try that hard to get noticed.

The best engineered cleaner I've owned - and still own, is a Sebo X1 Automatic. It looks like it was designed around two or three block primitives rather that a rocket engine, but its so reliable it's just not true.

Looking forward to whatever you come up with next.


Martin (2).