I met the ice cream monster at a dinner party

in Australia we have Mr whippy vans, they play a tune as they travel through the streets giving children time to beg a dollar off thei parenst to wave the van down

This guy was very proud of the fact he conned his 6 year old that when the van was playing its tune it meant it was empty and returning to base .
it took the kid 2 years before he realized the truth !

Dont believe everything your parents tell you !